Let’s start with what I didn’t do tonight after supper. I didn’t clean up, enjoy a lovely dessert, and watch a lovely movie with my lovely wife.
Instead, I did this:

Not so lovely sink demolition
So I was upstairs and I heard Daniel and Thomas come in from outside. They were playing in dirt (of course) and had just begun to wash up in the kitchen sink when I heard Daniel in a panic: “Mommy! I need you here!”
I arrived downstairs to find the kitchen faucet in his hand. This had happened before and was an easy job, but the way it broke this time was a unrecoverable – I needed to remove the entire faucet. Of course, this was not possible without removing the entire sink.
At least I know what I’m doing tomorrow in between t-ball and soccer.